Christmas Calligraphy

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I took this picture at the Honolulu Zoo in 2002 and sent it around. Recently, I thought about it again when deciding on Christmas presents.

Though I don't want to get into the "Chinese word for crisis" misnomer again, suffice to say the Chinese word for "monkey butt" means exactly that. Here's a picture of the calligraphy I ordered.

Keep this in mind, because I'm sure someone will steal this idea someday and make a T-shirt out of it. Please remember -- you saw it here first.