Epitomizing the Army

I can only guess what the story behind this is, but if I'm right, it would comically sum up the essence of the Army. [click on the picture for the larger resolution]

1. To facilitate personal hygiene, the Army installs a hand sanitizer dispenser in the Dining Facility.
2. To call attention to the dispenser, a sign with the words "Hand Sanitizer" is put up.
3. A simple piece of paper looks bad, so a picture frame is bought for the sign.
4. To increase usage, the dispenser is moved to a location with better traffic.
5. No authorization is given to move the sign, so it remains vestigial in its original location.

Like I said, this is only a guess, but I would defy anyone to come up with a more likely scenario.

You have to laugh...