Sunday, February 20, 2005

Fortune Sauces

When I got my Taco Bell dinner, I noticed that they've begun putting little messages on the sauces. Some of them are a little strange.


I guess the most honest answer to this is: "Right over here, so I can rip off your head and squeeze your guts out all over my taco. Then, after forcing you down my Sarlacc Pit, 'you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested' over a couple hours." It almost made me feel bad.

Here's another good one. I liked messing with his head.....


Do little boys ever grow up? The answer is no.

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