What life was like before the Internet

I remember the good ol' days, before the Internet.

Kids these days don't understand the struggle. Back then, if you didn't understand a new vulgar slang word, you'd have to either play it "ignorant cool" or ask your friends what it meant.

Of course, if you chose the latter, you risked them laughing at you and telling you to "Go ask your mom," which of course you were smart enough to *never* do.

Ah, yes ... the good ol' days.